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HOSTAGE3
What is HOSTAGE3?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1
How much is HOSTAGE3?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1
About HOSTAGE3 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1
Aiiiieeeee!!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1
┌─────────────────┐
│What is HOSTAGE3?│
└─────────────────┴──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
When this program was first written, it was intended merely as a calendar
for tabulating the days that America will suffer under the Clinton
Administration. This may sound extreme, but at Clinton's inauguration,
people were singing hymns of praise and saying we were finally "free" --
even though personal income went up and the economy improved during the
1980's. Those are the facts from the Congressional Budget Office -- run
by Democrats.
This version was updated in early June, after Clinton stumbled and
bumbled his way through his first five months.
The program lists the day of the Clinton Administration and the number
of days left in the Clinton Administration. It then plays "Hail to the
Chief" in an off-speed manner. After January 19, 1997, the program will
play "Billy Boy".
Running HOSTAGE3:
Command line result (info for liberals)
HOSTAGE3 Runs HOSTAGE3
HOSTAGE3 /NOMUSIC Runs HOSTAGE3 with no music
HOSTAGE3 displays different messages on certain dates. For instance
on January 20th of each year, the 100th day of the administration (April
29th or so), during the last few weeks of Clinton's term, or particularly
on the last day (January 19, 1997).
At least I'm praying that Clinton will only get one term -- if he
lasts even THAT long. . .
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│How much is HOSTAGE3?│
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I am not going to charge Conservatives for using HOSTAGE3. I might make
too much money and it would throw me into that bracket occupied by the evil
Rich people (extremely wealthy leftist actors not included), and my conscience
wouldn't be able to handle that guilt. If you wish to pay anyway, send five
dollars to the Republican National Committee. Liberals and Democrats must
send me $50.
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│About HOSTAGE3│
└──────────────┴─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
HOSTAGE3 was written in QuickBASIC 4.5. The code is fairly neat and
pleasing. The text manipulation could be a bit better, as the strings
are written into arrays. But big deal.
┌──────────────┐
│Aiiiieeeee!!!!│
└──────────────┴─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
Aiiiieeeee!!!! Clinton wants to raise taxes to reduce the deficit.
Aiiiieeeee!!!! Isn't that what that huge 1990 tax increase was supposed
to do? Aiiiieeeee!!!! Open up your wallets and bend over, because you
are going to get screwed.
In the spirit of "fair share", here is my payment scale for HOSTAGE3:
[ ] I am a fellow Conservative and a Dittohead - - - - FREE!
[ ] I am a middle-of-the-road Republican - - - - - - - $ 5.00
[ ] I am a Democrat- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - $25.00
[ ] I am a Liberal - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - $50.00
[ ] I am a filthy rich leftist Reagan-hating actor - - 10% of your income